~MadLillypad

one fine day when all was as it shouldn't be, a beast was sitting in a tree when he stumbled upon a sleeping beauty. She was sleeping. He carried her to his castle where she could sleep not in dirt, and was supprised to learn that his castle was being raided by merry men.

"unhand that sleaping beauty!" shouted Robin Hood, but the beast would have none of it.

he dropped the beauty on the floor and got ready to rumble. "yoo are baaad!" he shouted as he armed him self with a 9iron.

Mr. Hood pulled out a rocket launcher and shouted "I like broccolies!"

the battle that soon followed atracted the attention of all the beast's talking furnitures and one very confused inanimate spoon.

awoken by the noise the no longer sleeping beauty asked "wah??" to wich a talking candle stick replied "look out!!"

to late was the warning that should have come sooner. the beast, struck by and arrow, toppled over crushing the squished beauty.

"gaaaaaaaw.." she stated matter-of-factly. "why yes.. I would imagine so.." replied the candle stick, "I suppose I should explain.. see the beast isn't a beast but a man under a spell, he will cease to be a beast when a beauty of some sort states that she loves him."

"I love you!!" she cried, but would come to regret it.

"uumm.. I should have been more specific," mumbled the candle stick, "see the beast's true identity is.."

the beast began to glow and promptly transformed back into ironman.

after a long stay at the hospital Ironman married the lovely miss beauty, they adopted Robin hood and burried the talking candle stick in the back yard with the tuna never before mentioned.

the end

was trying to cheer up a friend.. yaaaay!